An Ode to Buffalos
Have you herd about this one?
O buffalo, on shaggy plains, Beneath the amber sky, For herds that thunder cross the grass While hawks and eagles fly! Buffalo! Buffalo! God shed His grace on thee, And crowned thy hump with mighty strength From sea to shining sea!
What's included
Scientific Research Report Comparative Analysis of Buffalo DynamicsPDF$15
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FAQ
Buffalos have a strict policy against being addressed like golden retrievers. Try a firm handshake and direct eye contact instead.
Only NASDAQ. For NYSE predictions, you'll need a moose.
It depends entirely on tone. "Nice horns" is fine. "Nice horns, I guess" will end the friendship.
This is a known bug in the buffalo operating system. There is no patch. Bring snacks.
It's unlimited PTO, technically. Nobody has ever successfully used it.
Nobody knows. Not even the buffalo. But the title looks great on LinkedIn.
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